If Idiots…
“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.” ―Laura Davenport
*Unfortunately, I am related to most of them. The moment you realize you got all of the brains in the family is quite scary, for a second, and afterwards, liberating. However, it makes you roll your eyes having to explain things slowly to every idiot with a ridiculous comment. It wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t do it publicly, in which case, I think we should all have the right to bitch slap them.*
And The Moon Sees All 
I love that phrase. It says it all. My commiserations on being the keeper of the family brains. Or congratulations. Kinda depends on the occasion, I suppose. 😉
Sadly, it just means I shake my head a lot at the morons, and find myself appalled that we share blood lines. It’s embarrassing, really.